massacure
a manicure that went horribly wrong. this generally consists of awkward nail colors, chipped polish, unfortunate nail shaping, and bad nail art designs.
beth: i went to get my nails done and look at how bad they turned out!
jake: oh honey, that’s horrible. they m-ssacured your nails!
m-ssacre + cure + m-ssacure
a slaughtering of large numbers to rid them from the earth
during the zombie apocalypse we will have to work together for a m-ssacure
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