Massie
a s-x goddess, hard to get but fun to be around. when you finally have s-x with her everything else will fail to compare the complete opposite of a sl-t, every guy wants to be with her but cant succeed
d-mn! look at that m-ssie, i wish i could get with her!!
a m-ssie, usually a female, is a drama queen of biblical proportions. a m-ssie refuses to do what is right in order to put her life in order because she enjoys the chaos and the attention being a total mess brings her. without the chaos, she can’t go and cry to multiple men for sympathy and attention.
dan: do you know tamara’s ex came into her home late at night and tried to have s-x with her?
andre: yea. she said she just wanted to talk but he had other things on his mind. then she went crying to her boyfriend about it. then she took her ex to get a rental car.
dan: really? what a m-ssie
basically a b-tch
man that m-ssie is just such a b-tch
ya i bet he astro jacks ahah
(pr-nounced m-ss – e)
adjective.
vile, disgusting, horrible, not in the preferred state.
can be used to describe a person, place or situation.
its slang meaning was developed from its similarity to the word messy and is a reference to horror author elizabeth m-ssie, whose storylines were of a vile nature.
commonly used in north carolina.
alternate meaning:
in some states in australia it is used to describe a man with little or no trouser bulge, leading to the -ssumption of female genitalia where the p-n-s should be.
tidy your room! it’s m-ssie
katy: jack’s scr-t-m had not seen a wash cloth in days.
julia: that’s m-ssie.
alternate meaning
katy: he was chong, but he had a m-ssie
a sl-t, she loves to be the center of attention and has her own clique! she is the leader. loves s-x, has more than one dog and all the guy just wanna f-ck her. she is a shopoholic and is filthy stinkin rich! if u get her mad, she will make u want to die!
you are such a m-ssie!! and i like it! (start making out)
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