Massive Erectus


the scientific name for an extremely strong erection, usually occurring after a long period of no s-xual activity
hey babe, i woke up this morning with m-ssive erectus!

wife: i want s-x tonight

husband: well you will have to try and arouse the m-ssive erectus from his slumber

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