Massive Rod
a derogatory term for somebody who has acted like an idiot. a more ‘work friendly’ alternative to ‘d-ckhead’ ‘c-ck’ or ‘c-nt’
‘m-ssive’, an adjective, meaning ‘large’, ‘huge’ or ‘big’.
‘rod’, a noun, replacement of the word ‘c-ck’ or ‘d-ck’
not to be used with the words ‘have’/’has’ ie: you have a m-ssive rod.
“what do you mean you’ve lost the car, you m-ssive rod?!’
“don’t give me any excuses you m-ssive rod, give me some f-cking results”
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