Masstache
a m-ssive amount of hair on the -ss
someone was pants at the beach and you could see his big m-sstache.
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much like pee you!!! but stronger; p-ss you!!! is an exclamation used when you encounter a person or thing that —really— reeks. p-ss you!!! that f-cking jug of milk must have gone off at least two weeks ago!!! 🙁
- pista point
a spot where you can relieve your bladder and enjoy a pleasant outlook at the same time. i was hiking and had to take a pee-y-ss, so i found a sweet pista point, where i could enjoy a view of the ocean and the wind on my b-lls.
- Pistening
to take a p-ss while simultaneously listening to someone or something. i’m really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i’m pistening.
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the natural motion of the male p-n-s whilst doing the dishes in the nude. my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong
- scrumpt
actually means “scrumptious” as in delicious, tasty, yummy. those who say “scrumpt” (pr-nounced scrump-sh, as if you were saying scrumptious without the “ous” sound) are usually pr-ne to shortening every word he/she will say during the remainder of his life. decentguy12: let’s go get some chinese food, i heard wonderland cuisine has fine food. lazyfgt23: […]