Mast Cast
like a w-nk bank for dudes, the mast cast is girl’s list of hot dudes she thinks about when pleasuring herself.
girl 1: ugh, another valentines day alone!
girl 2: sounds like a great night in with your mast cast. who’s your number 1?
girl 1: oh, ryan gosling, obvs! i just play that scene from the notebook over and over again and i get off in no time.
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