Mastabbatical
a self imposed period free from masturbation. often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.
“did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? that guy has a tag like 5 times a day! that’s gotta be tough.”
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