mastadon claw
a disfigured v-g-n- wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both v-g-n- lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated cl-toris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true wh-r-bag.
“dude, i was pulling kyla’s panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow…right there in my face. it was so gross. i totally kicked that b-tch to the curb…she’s obviously a wh-r-.”
“my mastadon claw itches.”
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