Mastapod


a room specifically used for masterbating. typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. usually contains a plastic chair and a tv playing p-rnography.
daz was in town and started to feel h-rny, so he went to porky’s s-x shop to rip one out in the mastapod.

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