Master Bait N’ Switch
when at an asian m-ssage parlor (amp), hoping for a happy ending (ie: someone else will master bait you!) and they switch m-sseusses on you. you start off with “rub mi ping” the 23yr old chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are “up” for it, sez she’ll be right back. in comes dragon lady, 45+yrs old, to “upsell” you a hand job. unless you want to walk out with a 2×4 in your pants and a set of blue b-lls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you’re h-rny again!!)
guy1: that amp has some fine lookin’ m-sseusses but they pull the master bait n’ switch on you!
guy2: wtf? no way!!
guy1: yeah, a tight little korean had my timber all that, then they switched in granny oakley at the end to finish me off.
guy2: stfu i’m gonna blow my lunch!
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