Master Blaster

to be well versed in the art of finger banging. finger f-cking, if you will.
christina: wow bean, you are really great at fingering.
bean: turn around and let me put it in your b-tt. they call me the master blaster in certain circles.
a bad–ss handgun, like a .357 magnum or desert eagle .50 cal
vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on friar tuck, says “adios, -sshole!” and pulls the trigger. friar tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.
this is a word to describe a s-xual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.
guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: mhhhhhm!
the midget controlled behemoth from beyond thunderdome. he’s pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really f-ck some sh-t up.
old master blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. just a cuttin and a punchin and all he’s got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em…well plus me of course.
someone who actually believes turrent is a word. also, may or may not be r-t-rded.
masterblaster: a turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
so technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. i was correct (sic)
master means biggest, best, thoroughly skilled and dominating.

blaster means a powerful -j-c-l-t-ng c-ck so bad it should be cl-ssed a scifi weapon.

or in other words, a master blaster is a c-ck of the biggest and most powerful type – one that will dominant your world.
they are talking about me in that ivor biggun song “bras on 45”. i got the master blaster and will rock your world.

when the twins finished me off, my master blaster about shot down that starship enterprise.

little girl i don’t think you are ready for the master blaster. but come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. you got some nice potential in your -ss and b–bs for a 15 year old. – leroy brown
to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing partic-p-nt as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners -n-s. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the -ss hand out. this will result in a sh-t spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little p–py.