Master Class Totem Pole


the proverbial “shaft” or “johnson” of bozilas. a phallic device used for copulation/fornication. a flesh cudgel used as a s-x blunt.
he buried his master cl-ss totem pole to the hilt.

i have a master cl-ss totem pole, b-tch.

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