master cylinder


the term was coined in episode 11 of frisky dingo. it is the act of wearing a beer can for pants.
torpedo vegas: i’m getting furious at you, you don’t even have any pants on.
xander crews: neither does he!
torpedo vegas: well he doesn’t have a p-n-s! as far as i can tell…
killface: i – uh –
xander crews: yeah, what is the story on that?
killface: oh, like you can talk.
xander crews: hey, my p-n-s fills an entire tall-boy.
quick cut to xander, as awesome x, dancing in front of the x-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting “master cylinder!” through a megaphone. cut back to torpedo jones’ lair
torpedo jones: scoffing i’m sure it doesn’t fill it.
a 24oz can of malt liquor sometimes referred to as a tall boy. the original schlitz malt liquor had the words “master cylinder” written down the side of the can.
more recently it has reappeared on a show ent-tled frisky dingo as a form of pant.
“gonna get me check, get me a master cylinder, and get f-cked up!
d-ck, c-ck, shlong, johnson, p-n-s, tube steak p-ssy’s best friednd
master cylinder

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