Master William’s Tonsil Remover

used to describe a s-xual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. he is copulating with his partner either -n-lly or v-g-n-lly and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. upon -rg-sm, -j-c-l-t- is rushed up through the v-g-n- or -n-s accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th century scottish n-bility who was both forbidden to m-st-rb-t- and encouraged to have many s-xual partners. master william was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
man, i just got back from a week-long excursion to africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. my girlfriend wants to have s-x but i’m worried about removing her tonsils master-william style.

that white stuff in your throat ain’t toothpaste, lebron. you just got a case of master william’s tonsil remover.