Master Key Shitty Lock
a man is the master key ie his p-n-s the woman is the lock ie her v-g-n-.
jan: why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a sl-t?
bill: master key sh-tty lock.
jan: what does that mean?
bill: a master key p-n-s can open many different locks, a sh-tty lock v-g-n- will open with many different keys
jan: that’s s-xist.
bill: no it is the truth.
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