Master of the Universe
self proclaimed t-tle of anybody who works on wall street and believes their trading/ market making/ whatever makes them feel like g-d.
i’m an investment banker and therefore i’m a master of the universe – meaning i own you. now pour me a drink
a he-man strongest, greatest and overall supreme overlord and master of the universe
hey look over there, its justin from gero, he is a true he-man master of the universe.
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