master pizza

see also: “eternal suffering”

the place i used to work at.

a sh-tty pizza place in the local mayfield heights ohio area. it’s expensive as f-ck for sh-tty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they’re going to a f-cking pizza place. the employees all seem to have their lives in a sh-tshow and are all on a fast track to h-ll.

the food can be decent or disgusting and that’s it. an easy employment to get since they’re always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you’ll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. working there is h-ll. your coworkers don’t help with sh-t and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn’t want to die enough already.

you can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the f-cking resturaunt. and no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause f-ck you.

overall a cr-p place. don’t work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
1.
jim: “hey, i’m looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself.”
carl: “oh, well have you applied to master pizza?”
jim: “you think they can meet those requirements?”
carl: “of course! it’s such a sh-tty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!”

2.
sindy: ” hey i’m really hungry, can we get some food?”
bob: “sure. what are you in the mood for?”
sindy: “i’m really in the mood for sh-tty pizza. but i’m not sure we have any sh-tty pizza places in our area.”
bob: “i know! we can get master pizza!” they make cr-p pizza that you’ll hate.”
sindy: “that’s a wonderful idea!”