when a person or group of people smoke(s) a m-ssive amount of marijuana in one sitting.
stoner 1: “homie, my friend and i had a master sesh last night. we smoked a quad between the two of us.”
the ultimate uninterruptable masturbation session
i locked the door, turned off the lights and threw on some quality internet p-rn. not even julius would be able to interrupt this mastersesh.
the act of debating with yourself on the subject of whether to spend the day masturbating or do something else. example of mast-rdebation: i mast-rdebated with myself all morning…but in the end i just went back to bed, because i just didn’t have the energy to dig out my p-rn collection.
when someone wedges something about the size of a 1 foot long 2 x 4, the long way into some’s tail bone, or even when a skateboarder takes a spill and the one side of the board goes into their tailbone. “hey did you see that skater?” “yea man he completely got guardrailed” “man i […]
a mental illness caused by masturbating too much. the person is no longer able to recall whether he/she m-st-rb-t-d that day, or if it was in fact a different day. more common among the male crowd although women are not immune to this illness. oh man, my nut this afternoon was so thick! or wait… […]
emo girl who enjoys throwing sheep in the air. she enjoys throwing gl-ss on people. she has her own wikipedia page. she bowls….overhand. her cousin is h-lla hot though. i mean h-lla. oh and likes cheese. d-mn! look at trysh’s cousin.
- Try xbox.com
when you’re talking to someone online about relationship problems. you’ve had enough and wanted to end or wanted to talk about it later. tell them “try xbox.com” they’ll ask why. tell them “use xbox.com instead” try xbox.com was originated in the flood where a guy had problems with girlfriend, and everyone spammed it with “try […]