Masterbailer
a person how masted the art of bailing.
a masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.
jude: your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
nancy: sorry man, i swear i fell asleep on the keyboard.
jack: why didnt adam show up last night?
john: he said he had to to go somewhere.
jack: he’s such a masterbailer!
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