masterbater king
he who m-st-rb-t-s in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the m-st-rb-t-rs ever existed… from 10 b.c he had the crown.
simone: the m-st-rb-t-r king ain’t dead yet and he’s like 100 years old
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