masterbating
expertly jacking off.
guy 1:man, i think steve’s masturbating again.
guy 2: from the sound of it, he ain’t just masturbating, he’s masterbating.
a common mispelling of the word “masturbating”, which is the ing form of wordmasturbation]
1337_g33k: im masterbating to p-rn
normal person: good to know.
when a guy gropes his p-n-s thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the p-n-s
one of my friends was really h-rny and so he m-st-rb-t-d and j-zz came out…
ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much
ne u cyber? i “m-st-rb-t-”
when you w-nk huh huh huh
when you softly caress your b-n-r when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you f-cking gays)until you proceed to “shoot the load”
when a male holds his p-n-s and moce up and down
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