masterbation
a common mispelling of “masturbation” used by r-t-rded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to linkin’ park.
“masterbating” is for pre-p-b-scent morons who don’t know what “masturbation” is.
karate teacher named bation
thank you for calming me down master bation
the endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or f-cking manuela and her 5 sisters
according to ancient myth, m-st-rb-t–n gives you hairy palms
1. masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.
2. masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
“today was a great day, i won the spelling bee then i m-st-rb-t-d.”
“dude you’re 9… m-st-rb-t–n?”
“feels good man.”
a common misspelling of masturbation
only r-t-rds spell masturbation with an ‘a’ and not a ‘u’!
simple practice of solo s-x.probably not one teenage male that hasn’t done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won’t ever seem to converse about s-x or girls.see limp d-ck motherf-cker
i probably could not go a week without m-st-rb-t–n
the world’s easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.
i’m bored, i think i’ll m-st-rb-t-.
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