masterbation pooch


a masturbation pooch is a portable s-x dog with a flesh light in its -ss to suit your b–st–lity needs any time , any where
c- did you get the new masturbation pooch

b – i don’t need one i got the real thing

c- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

m-st-rb-t–n pooch

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