masterbatory



1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. a special place (study, lavatory, closet] used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. laboratory specially designed for studying m-st-rb-t–n.
1. holy sh-t, i met kristen’s little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. if you’ll excuse me, i need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
adj. something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.
person 1: “hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?”

person 2: “yeah, it’s totally masterbatory!”
the art of masterbating. hot enough to m-st-rb-t- about.
dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!

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