Masterbolting


the act in which a greek (male) m-st-rb-t-s in the glorious name of zeus. this usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in c-mming electric sparks. electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
“hey stelio, are you masterbolting? why?”
“because i’m greek.”
“kill yourself.”

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