Masterburnt
the burning sensation and soreness along the shaft of the p-n-s that comes from masturbating too frequently and without lubricant.
i work all of the time and don’t have a girlfriend and the only pleasure i get is by touching myself. unfortunately, i have been indulging too much and now i am masterburnt. m-st-rb-t-, touching myself, self-pleasure, jerking off, choking the chicken
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