Mastercation


due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a “staycation” wherein the only planned activity for amus-m-nt is masturbation. should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.
i signed up for naughty america for three days for $1.95, so i think i’m going to take monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

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