Mastering Engineering
an online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework -ssignments or to teach. its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the united states by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.
i used up all but one attempt on this stupid mastering engineering problem, before i realized it had switched everything to kiloohms instead of ohms! and then i still got it wrong! fml!
a program that allows students to do -ssignments online. it is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.
student a: hey did you do mastering engineering?
student b: yeah, here’s my answer.
student a: hey it won’t accept the same answer!
student b: our numbers are different! dammit!!
student c: try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer…
-ponder for a while-
student b: okay plug that in…
student a: time ran out! argh!!
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