mastering the bat(e)man
hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar -ss-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. this will open a secret portal to unlimited doritos.
‘oh god man, i think i just walked in on greg mastering the bat(e)man’
‘he probably thought the door was locked.’
‘hey…so… uh…do you wanna give it a try?’
‘let’s never talk about this.’
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