masterjackabate
an intense form of masterbating. make sure you have a llama handy.
tyler: “what did you do this weekend?”
sam: “oh, nothing. how about you?”
tyler: “i was by myself so i decided to masterjackabate. it was like serious masterjackabation.”
sam: “with your llama?”
tyler: “duh!”
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