masterpeach
the act of masturbating into a peach. most commonly by removing the pit and going to town. do it the right way by having a willing partner finish the remaining contents. popularized (and possibly invented) by the novel and corresponding film call me by your name (2017).
elio masterpeached yesterday and i loved eating the results.
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