masterpraytion
1. combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don’t get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. worshiping g-d by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
so this one time i was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin sophie’s bikini photos on facebook, cause g-d help me if i get caught whacking off to that.
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