mastertaste
the act of self fulfillment through oral means. most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor
guy 1: did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
guy 2: no, what about that gay -ss motherf-cker?
guy 1: he did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
guy 2: yeah but his s-m-n is hardly palletable. if i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.
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