a shotgun, semi-automatic or fully-automatic that is used by police or military forces in combat situations.
i blew a hole the size of a dinner plate in that guy with my combat shotgun.
dude, we have combat shotguns!
riiiiight. i forgot.
- team p*ss
an act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. it must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so n-body takes an unintentional gander. it is common courtesy to yell “team p-ss” before you need to urinate. n-body is to be excluded from a team p-ss, […]
n – a rare blending of grits & nato, generally served to eunuch s-x servants of j-panese royalty post-coitus to denote success n – gifted shaftmastersmith by the time the shogun sealed the gate, em had mixed enough mashu to serve every eunuch in town, but she knew few true mashu among them that could […]
someone, most of the time a girl, who can’t find any clothes to wear even though his/her closet is full. normally resulting in a huge crying break down, hysterical yelling, or a phone call to friends. jill: omg, joan you are totally acting like a noclothestramastica. joan: i am not!! shut up and help me […]
- chicken chow mein
genericized word for food. let’s go get some chicken chow mein somewhere, i’m starving!
- builder's remorse
when a corporation or inst-tution (museum, university), signs off on the creation of a new building for itself, usually designed by a “starchitect”, convinced that this new “home” will bestow prestige, success, and street-cred among its -ssociates, patrons, and even its rivals. occurrence usually coincides with various economic “bubbles” where cash seems to be overflowing […]