mastertater
jessica is a mastertater, a women in denial.
jessica loves joey, with his large clapping hands and undersized man parts but still refuses to acknowledge him as the love of her life, miss mastertaters favorite actress is marcia cross, favorite sound is loud chewing or kissing, favorite animal is a c-ckroach… spoil her with the love of all of the things above.
joey: jessica i love you
jessica: i’m married to someone on facebook
joey: he’s a fake man
jessica: no joey david anderson loves me, he’s real
joey: you’re in mastertater
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