masticating
the act of chewing. not to be confused with masturbating
i can’t talk right now, i’m too busy masticating this meat.
to chew something. like steak. not to be confused with masturbating
“i grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide.”
“snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! and loopin was masticating to it!”
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