mastie


a person who has a mast cell disorder
“hi fellow mastie!”
noun. the act of male masturbation; a jerk-off. generally used within the phrase “have a mastie” or “having a mastie”
after he realized that he wasn’t going to get laid that night, he decided to have a mastie and go to sleep.

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