Mastificator


someone who doesn’t understand what you’re trying to say, when you’re trying to call them stupid nonchalontly.
person 1: “hey man, not the orangest carrot in the bunch huh?”
person 2:”…. wat”
person 1: “you’re such a mastificator man..”

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