Mastigulate
an involuntary execution of every bodily function all at once. such as sneezing, vomiting, bleeding, crying, farting, -rg-sm , sweating, defecating, salivating, urinating, hiccuping, having a seizure, etc. generally -ssociated with extreme stress.
that band is so awesome they’ll make you mastigulate!
he tried to be smooth while talking to the super hot girl but instead he mastigulated.
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