Mastrandritis


an overwhelming disease (of the mind) that makes one’s body feel as if they are unable to operate before 3:00pm est, and unable to take part in activity, such as work.

after 3:00pm est, all bodily function are operating normally, along with a rejuvenated sense of joy and mirth.

winters in london are very accommodating to the disease.
mastrandritis can be exhibited in the att-tudes and actions of lazy employees that lie.

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