Mastubatorium


an room of varying size completely devoted to s-xual self satisfaction. can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
jesse: “i caught kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!”

axel: “that mother f-cker, i told him specifically to use the mastubatorium!”

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