based from the word “estimate”. mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.
i can probably make it through this whole video. but that is just a mastumate.
- mental pain
mental pain. is when you try your hardest to be okay, but inside you just cant fight it anymore. you may fight love, hate, friends, family, its endless. but because you are physically strong you can fight it, and the longer you do it either gets better or worse, but its all up to you […]
- merp and derp's
merp and derp’s are usually the best friends in the whole world. they are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome! my friends all think that me and my sister are merp and derp’s. best friends weirdo’s awesome people sisters
- mexican squirt
the result of eating too much mexican food. will most likely secrete from the -n-s, but can come from the mouth. aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans friday night. on sat-rday morning, he experienced the horrible mexican squirt.
- milk party
a milk party is an invite-only shindig in which guests are instructed to arrive with a gallon of milk to be presented to the host. the purpose of the milk is unknown to all guests, and it is generally accepted that the host will reveal his or her intentions for the milk at the height […]
silliness i don’t have anytime for your misheg-ss…