Masturbacation
1) where you can’t afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.
1a) jim: what did you do over spring break?
tom: i was broke so i stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
jim: that’s gross.
b) jim: what did you do over spring break?
stacey: i was broke so i stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
jim: that’s hot.
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