Masturbae


your primary source of stimulation.
i’ve never touched her, but she’s my masturbae.
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the art of fapping to your bae.
guy 1: d-mn bro did you get that good s-x with da bae last night?
guy 2: nah she wasn’t in the mood, so i just masturbaed instead.

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