masturbaker’s dozen
the pinnacle of all dedicated f-ckless c-m-shedders whereby the partic-p-nt aims to -j-c-l-t- more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
‘i did it , i did the masturbaker’s dozen! admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the j-zz was purely gaseous, but by golly i finally did it. now it’s off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..’
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