masturbanished
similar to being s-xiled, except the reason you can’t get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.
matt: hey let’s go play scrabble in your room.
jill: my room’s on the other side of campus. can’t we just use yours?
matt: well, when i walked in to get the board, william was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. which is to say i think he’s busy.
jill: and were totally using my room.
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amy: why didn’t you guys just play in matt’s room?
jill: um, his roommate was busy.
matt: we got masturbanished.
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