masturbaphoric
adj. 1. of or relating to the act of masturbating, usually in the sense of extreme happiness or pleasure.
adj. 2. extreme satisfaction brought on by a sense of self-approval.
1. these cupcakes are utterly masturbaphoric!
2. john was feeling masturbaphoric after he found out the script he had secluded himself to write over the past five years had finally gotten picked up by comedy central.
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