Masturbass


when one m-st-rb-t-s while listening to loud club/house music
swedish house mafia turns me on so much i masturb-ss all the time to it
to play a b-ss guitar or b-ss instrument with such abandon you would be fired from a band if you played in it. usually to let of emotion. much like jerking offor masturbating without the mess.
1. i masturb-ssed and found a new song!

2. i masturb-ssed earlier to let of some steam.

3. the crowd loves it when i masturb-ss… too bad my band doesnt.

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