Masturbat


a misspelling that sheltered kids make. the wrong way to spell m-st-rb-t-. if you had no clue how to spell it shame on you.
derek: masturbat, whats that mean? is it when the best baseball player on the team is the only one that gets to use the good bat?

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    an indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and m-st-rb-t- your -ss off. you just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more. we won the football game, but instead of going […]

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    the sp-ce or general vicinity in which one m-st-rb-t-s. timothy ordered a new m-ssage chair from bed bath and beyond, it will probably become his new masturplace!

  • caught masturbating

    being made to feel shame and humiliation for something that every one else does. jill was caught masturbating in her dorm room, and her friends will never let her forget about it. the act of being discovered while you are masturbating. this usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity. “chase […]

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    another word for matkojebca; which is a polish word for “motherf-cker” that person is one matkowsky that ill never forget 1. the definition of “the man” 2. a jerk-off 1. “i f-cking love matkowsky” 2. you are one f-cking ruthless matkowsky

  • Cawsome

    a popular word used in the northern suburbs of cincinnati. it combines “cool” and “awesome”. usually used in an outburst of happiness or to describe somebody. person1: dude! you got a mustang?! that is so cawsome! person2: i know its cawsome, its my mustang.


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