masturbate text
a m-st-rb-t- text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masturbation session. the text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. if the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to m-st-rb-t-. this rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
it was tuesday night and i was about to go to bed but i thought i’d m-st-rb-t- before hand. i decided to send out a few m-st-rb-t- texts to test the waters. i didn’t receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so i proceeded to m-st-rb-t-.
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